Alan Wong’s newest silk to animal series where you magically change a black and white striped silk into a cartoon Panda!
You receive a large 30cm square black and white striped quality pure silk, a gimmicked toy Panda 6 cm tall and a matching un-gimmicked squeaky toy Panda that can be used for examination and to play with, while you tell all the funny Panda jokes!
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A panda rolling down a hill.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt panda.
Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they’re in black and white.
What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
A: Peter Panda.
What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A: A panda that’s fallen in cement.
What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A: A panda stuck in a revolving door.
What’s invisible and smells like bamboo?
A: Panda farts.
What goes white black white black white black red?
A: A panda that falls from a cliff.
This one is my favorite:
I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “dude, racism is stupid. I’m White, Black, and Asian.”
UK DELIVERY IS FREE for orders over £50, for orders under £50 delivery starts from £3.00.
We offer free delivery on all orders over £50. This applies to UK mainland orders only. The shipping method depends on the size & weight of the items.
£3.00 For standard delivery. This applies to UK mainland orders only. Orders placed before 4:00 PM on a working day will be shipped the same day.
£6.00 is a guaranteed next working day service. (This can be added to any order) For orders placed before 4 pm Mon – Fri.
Please note that parcels sent on the standard delivery are not insured against loss, Magicbox will not be liable for any lost or damaged parcel as a result of using this service.
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If you do find something cheaper elsewhere, please e-mail us at [email protected]. You will need to provide a link to the web site on which you found the item cheaper so that we can verify it – and we’ll match it! Large items such as illusions may incur extra postage fees on a “price match” basis. We will inform you of any extra shipping fees prior to dispatch.
Magicbox offer a “No Quibble” returns policy. If the item you have bought is not suitable we will happily EXCHANGE it for something else to the same value. Please note the item must be returned unused and in a “sellable” condition. You (the customer) are responsible for the return postage of the item. This does not apply to dvds, books or downloads as due to copyright laws we are unable to offer this policy on these items. However if the dvd or book is sealed and unopened we will happily offer an exchange.
If you wish to return any item, please contact us at [email protected] or call us on +44(0)191 908 3252 with your enquiry.